Mary Had a Little Lamb

Mary had a little lamb

So sweet and full of fun

It chased her down the road

And pushed her on her bum

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Mary had a little lamb

She also had a flea

One day it sat upon her leg

And watched her have a pee

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Mary had a little lamb

The flea got wet and smelly

It decided to hop off again

And went to watch the telly

Little Boy Blue

Little Boy Blue, come blow your horn

The cow and the sheep have trampled the corn

The pigs in the feed bin, the dogs up the tree

But Little Boy Blue – are you having a pee?

Will you come quickly? Most certainly not

For the bolt on the door I cannot unlock

Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard, sat in her cupboard

Picking her nose with glee

She couldn’t decide whether to flick it outside

So she wiped it on her knee

Bobby Shaftoe 

Bobby Shaftoe’s gone to sea

All that sailing made him heave

He threw up all over me

That dirty little scoundrel